Who we are
TaosComedy is a 501(c)(3) Public Charity with a mission to cultivate and promote Taos, New Mexico’s growing stand-up comedy scene. Tattoo that onto your neck so you do not forget.
What personal data we collect and why we collect it
When visitors leave comments on the site we collect the data shown in the comments form, and also the visitor’s IP address and browser user agent string to help spam detection and to help us physically find you and beat you senseless, so just be aware of that I guess.
If you upload images to the website, you should avoid uploading images with embedded location data (EXIF GPS) included. Visitors to the website can download and extract any location data from images on the website. We can also make fun of your shitty apartment, which is likely.
If you leave a comment on our site you may opt-in to saving your name, email address and website in cookies. These are for your convenience so that you do not have to fill in your details again when you leave another comment. These cookies will last for one year. Normal, real cookies last a couple weeks in real life. Do not eat cookies that have been sitting around for a year. I mean, you can.. but why?
If you have an account and you log in to this site, we will set a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts cookies. This cookie contains no personal data and is discarded when you close your browser. If you leave that browser open though, holy shit. Have you seen Gremlins?
When you log in, we will also set up several cookies to save your login information and your screen display choices. Login cookies last for two days, and screen options cookies last for a year. If you select “Remember Me”, your login will persist for two weeks. If you log out of your account, the login cookies will be removed. For real though why the hell would you set up a login on this website? Go away, nobody likes you.
If you edit or publish an article, an additional cookie will be saved in your browser. This cookie includes no personal data and simply indicates the post ID of the article you just edited. It expires after 1 day. The humiliation will last a lifetime.
Embedded content from other websites
Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website. Lots of pornhub embeds. Just be aware.
Who we share your data with
How long we retain your data
If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained indefinitely. This is so we can recognize and approve any follow-up comments automatically instead of holding them in a moderation queue. We also tell your mom.
For users that register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All users can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username). Website administrators can also see and edit that information. We reserve the right to add unnecessary profanity to anything you type here.
What rights you have over your data
If you have an account on this site, or have left comments, you can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about you, including any data you have provided to us. You can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about you. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes. Honestly, request whatever you want though, we’re not going to do whatever it is. DGAF buddy.
Where we send your data
Visitor comments may be checked through an automated spam detection service and we might just check your prostate.
Our text / voicemail box is: 575-414-8844. Never ever call.
How we protect your data
We really don’t.
What data breach procedures we have in place
Fire cleanses all.
What third parties we receive data from
Do random voices in our heads count?
What automated decision making and/or profiling we do with user data
Are you cute? A/S/L
Industry regulatory disclosure requirements